Oh DEER and other stuff

Life at Seminary

So, there's been a lot of talk about DEER(s) -with a shout out to Lorice- and the use of baseball bats, pepper spray, etc. Some would argue that the best use for pepper spray with DEER(s) is when griling deer(s) meat. Personally, having only tried deer meet ONCE and then only because I was TRICKED by "friends" I have to say YUCKY!

So, why the DEER(s) with a shout out to Lorice? Because she thought that the plural of DEER was DEERS and that is kinda funny. I wonder if Mark knows that I remembered my blog log in? I wonder if Shana will read this and ponder the relationship she has with the neighborhood deer(s) on campus. I remember hearing a story once of a deer(s) smashing its way through the window of a lower level apartment in the Blair House area. Yeah, seems that the occupant had been baking pies. The deer(s) was drawn to the window by lovely flowers which had been covertly planted (just outside the window as if planted from inside the apartment while reaching through an open window). Next, the smell of blueberries (intoxicating to DEER(S)) caused a psychotic episode and the DEER(s) lunged with all due force through the window and attacked (if not cornered) the occupant. True story, really.

Well, that's all for now. Lorice has discovered the miracle that is Mr. Clean erasers, Lord help us!